hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink
there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.
I'm a virgin who can’t drive
there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.
who is this man and what music did he make???
if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.
here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:
for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

And he doesn’t even make a 1000$ per month!
also, his site incompetech.com also has graph paper generators, if you’re in need of that. It has any kind of graph paper - INCLUDING hex paper, you tabletop gamers out there! (or knitting paper if you’re into that)
If somebody won’t be with you because of your identity, then they really aren’t worth your time.
“He won’t like me since I’m trans.” Then don’t like him back.
“She’ll break up with me if she knows I’m bi.” Then break up with her first.
“They wont date me because I’m ace.” Then don’t date them.
There are plenty of people out there, both allies and LGBT+ folks, who will begin and keep relationships with ace/aro peeps, nb/trans peeps, and bi/pan peeps. Don’t waste your time on those who won’t. You are worth a relationship with somebody who is not just tolerant of your identity, but celebrates it with you.
Don’t date somebody who “doesn’t mind” your violin hips, date somebody who will want to kiss them every day.
Don’t date somebody who will “put up with” your religious beliefs, date somebody who will celebrate them with you.
Don’t date somebody who says “it’s okay” that you have stretch marks, date somebody who runs their fingers over them in fascination.
Don’t date somebody who will “wait for you” if you want to take things slow, date somebody who will wait with you.
Omg thank you. I need this
I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping
“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”
“oh beans”
What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met
If your child is smiling at their phone, that doesn’t mean they’re texting their boyfriend/girlfriend, maybe they’re just watching the leap of faith scene from spider man into the spiderverse (2018)
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
No wonder Hermione always got onto the boys for not doing their homework.
it’s honestly not even a foot and a half it’s just one sheet of paper. a foot is 12 inches. like dang if i had to only write one page long essays in school about cool magic shit then i would have been ecstatic.
also 12pt times new roman— the standard assigned size and font for a lot of essay assignments— produces significantly smaller text than a muggleborn teenageer with a pen and ink quill would be able to manage on the regular, no matter how dedicated she was. ron and harry are frequently noted to be using large handwriting on unlined paper. their homework would have been about three short paragraphs if they were feeling studious.
no wonder hermione was so fucking exasperated! muggle students their age would have strangled them.
Oh
an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do.
(P.s. I love you very much)










YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO







…you know what to do.





you know what to do
into the spider-verse has some of the most dynamic, fluid, colorful, beautiful, and expressive animation i’ve seen in years
dreamworks and disney and etc etc have all been fighting each other to see who can animate the most eyelashes and make fabric swish right in the wind
animation has just become a contest to see who can mimic real life (which kind of defeats the purpose lol)
FINALLY an animated film that celebrates its medium!! animation was meant to push the boundaries and express ideas and add visuals real life couldn’t! thank you!!